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1) TEACHER:-duniya goal hai.
SANTA:-aap kahte hai to maan lete hai,varna papa kahte hai ki duniya badi MADRCHOD hai.

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2) A Judge said..
order..
Order..
Order..
Sardar:
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Coldrink
Judge:
Shut Up.
SARDAR:
No...Shut Up...!

1ly 7Up



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3) Santa-The aeroplane is so big.
How is it painted?
Banta-when it flies in the air, it will become small and it is easily painted.

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4) Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!

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5) sardar is standing near ATM:- man:i saw ur pwd sardar:wats it? man:4stars[****] sardar:hey fool its 5523

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