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6) Santa: I have to learn Telugu within 6 months, or I'll not be able to communicate with my child.
Santa: I have adopted a telugu child and he will start speaking after 6 months.

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7) Santa: Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made! The top is closed. How can u fill lassi in it? Banta: yes, that's funny. And even if u make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?

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8) Banta: I've invented a new kind of computer which behaves like a human being.
Santa: In what way?
Banta: whenever it makes a mistake, it blames other computers.

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9) Santa & Banta went fishing.
They caught a lot of fish and returned shore.
Santa: I hope u remember the spot where we caught all these fish.
Banta: yes, I marked x on the side of the boat to mark the spot.
Santa: U idiot! How do we know we will get the same boat tomorrow?

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10) Two sardars are driving a car,
one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether it is working.
He puts his head out and says, yes. no. yes. no. yes. no

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