G10sms.com

Super Browser, Turbo Speed--UCWeb!

Sms copy mode Off(On)

Order By:

New sms Top rated

1) Sardarjis son :- dad there is some one at the door to collect donetion for a swimming pool ........?
sardar :- give him a glass of water!!

Shared By: Ajay007
Copy Sms Bookmark it
Rating: 0.17/5
Rate sms:+3 +2 +1/ -1 -2 -3

2) TEACHER:-duniya goal hai.
SANTA:-aap kahte hai to maan lete hai,varna papa kahte hai ki duniya badi MADRCHOD hai.

Shared By:Yahoo.!
Copy Sms Bookmark it
Rating: 0.56/5
Rate sms:+3 +2 +1/ -1 -2 -3

3) Who is a SARDAR?Vee ran de veer,Yaara n de yaar,Dushm an lai talwar,Sir te sohni dastar,Doo ron inj lagganjive chali aave sheran d daar,Apne Guru na bhulde,Kar de har dharm da satkar, Apni kom lai ta jind varde hi,Par duje dharmlai v den jaan vaar. Eh hunde ne\"SARDAR\"

Shared By:Gurjot Singh
Copy Sms Bookmark it
Rating: 0.32/5
Rate sms:+3 +2 +1/ -1 -2 -3

4) Banta sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands. When the bartender comes back, Banta is swearing softly under his breath and shaking...

Shared By:shabi quadri
Copy Sms Bookmark it
Rating: 0.05/5
Rate sms:+3 +2 +1/ -1 -2 -3

5) A Judge said..
order..
Order..
Order..
Sardar:
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Coldrink
Judge:
Shut Up.
SARDAR:
No...Shut Up...!

1ly 7Up



Shared By:Romeo Nadar
Copy Sms Bookmark it
Rating: 0.22/5
Rate sms:+3 +2 +1/ -1 -2 -3

Login
Register