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6) A boy went to the club to see a dance and his mother angrilly asked him did you see anything you shouldn't have seen?
THE BOY::: yes i saw daddy at the club.

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7) A dead girl was taken 2 heaven..
Angel was shocked 2 see her heart beating ..
Angel Asked her why is it still beating?
Girl Replied: IˇŻm dead but my Lover Still lives in my heart ..
Angel smiled ..
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The Girl was send back to ..
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HELL ..
For Over Acting!! xD xP
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8) Guys are always Happy Creatures...... . WHY?
Their last name stays with them forever,
Phone Conversations last 30 sec flat,
A 5-day vacation requires only one Jeans,
If someone forgets to invitethem, he can still be their friend,
The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades,
They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes,
They dont freak out when they go to a party
and see another man wearing the same shirt, instead,
they become buddies... !!
Pass this to Women Who can Digest it
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To Men Who'll Enjoy Reading.. !

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9) Boy :  My Father’s Name is Laughing and My Mother’s Name is Smiling.

” Teacher : ” You Must be Kidding..?

” Boy : “No I am Joking.

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10) IN 2018.,
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BIKHARI : Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
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ENGINEAR : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.
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BIKHARI : Tjhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le.

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