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1) Laws Which Newton Forgot To State
LAW OF QUEUE: If you changeur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool,when dropped, will roll to theleast accessible corner.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with :

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2)    Oru   mahakaviyude    rodhanam...             ""oh..  Ente  kalalayame ..ninneyano   njan  ithra   nalum    swapnam   kandathu   ...   ninte   poonkavanathil   njan   kandathu   poombatakhal     ayirunnille....!?      oh  God  ( who   is  tat )        ee    yanthra samagrikalude     savaparambilekano     ne  enne   thalliyitathu....      priya colge  suhruthukale < ~luky   babes ~ >      ningalkente     pranamam.."                       By   ipzhum    jeevichirikunna     parethan   .( Bad  Tech  )


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3) Stdnt-(ovr ph)- my son is ill n wont come2school. Tcr- who is this? Stdnt-this is my father speaking.

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4) In a class room.
Girl- Who get more angry boys or girls?
Boy- Girls only.
Girl- How?
Boy- If I kiss u, u\'ll get angry, but when u kiss me I\'ll never get angry..

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5) 1 Hand on pen
other on phone
1 Ear on Lecture
Other on Gossip
1 Eye on Board
Other on Lover
Kaun Bolta hai Student Life is Easy ?
Actually students are very busy

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