1)
1 srdar bullet chala rha tha,
sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai?
Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai.
Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h?
Ldki slow ho gai
Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya.
Ldki: or chala le bullet.
Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain.
Huhuhahaha
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2)
Santa-
Shirt Silne ke Liye 1 Accha
Kapda Dikhaiye..
Salseman- Plain Main Dikhau?
Santa-
Nahin Helicoptar Main dikha SaaleBandar Ki Aulad, Yahin Pe Dikha:D =))
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Police to santa: tumne bikhari ko Q mara?
Santa:mene ise kitni bar bola k me aisa waisa Admi nahi hoo,
Fir B Bolta Hai,EK bar de de Baba.tk cr,frnd
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On janmaastmi festeival.
Bahuet say sardar matki phodnay kay lieay eak duusaeray kay uuper chade gaey .
Eak sardar ke kamie padgi .
Nichay wala sardar nichay say nikal kar kahta hae eak sardar koa maey bol kay lay aata hue.
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